Like this:

Thank you chemistry.com for reminding me every week that you can help me find love.  Even after I have tried to unsubscribe (I never really subscribed in the first place, I just took the test) you still send me email about how you have the perfect match for me.  Perhaps you forgot the fact that I have no matches within 50 miles of the La Crosse area.  I have done everything possible to try and stop these emails.  Apparently they want to keep reminding me every other day of the fact that there is no match for me.  And it is especially annoying when they decide to have a free communication weekend.  Then I get an email every day.  Tell me chemisty.com, who exactly am I supposed to communicate with?  Did you forget that I have 0 matches… Please, stop promising things that you obviously cannot deliver.  Thank you.

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